Sunday, 15 July 2012

Exams SMS


Study sms
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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Newtons 4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
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Exam Sms
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .
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Exam Sms
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
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Exam Sms
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
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Exam SMS
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study…..
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Exam SMS
A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus
He wrote:-
“Drive Carefully!
Don’t kill the students,
wait for the Teachers”
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How know today's Exam
Two Friends after giving da exam.
Frnd1: Oye , paper konsa tha ?
Frnd2: Maths ka.
Frnd1: :-O Mtlb tu paper kar k aya hai ?
Frnd2: Chal be !
Frnd1: Phr kaise pta ?
Frnd2: Saath waali larki k hath mai calculator dekha tha :-D
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Exam SMS
Paper say pehlay ki "dua"
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ya ALLAH is dafa pass kr day next time zaror perhunge;-)
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Exam SMS
Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya .
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