Bollywood Sms

                                                                  Bewakoof SMS

Aapne Ab Tak Sholay Movie Kitni Bar Dekhi Ha ? ?

5 Baar

4 Baar

3 Baar ?

Chaloo 2 Baar Hi Dekhi Ho Gi. . . .

Tou Is Question Ko Sochna Phir Answer Dena. . .

Ok? ? ?

Who Played Double Role In Film Sholay?

Think

Think

Think

Answer Is :

” King George ”
Jo Amitabh K Sikkay K Dono Baju Par Tha :p

Bollywood SMS

Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari 1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

Bollywood SMS

MUNNA BHAI:
Aay circuit!
baapu bolay to ****hi ji
kapray Q nahi pehantay thay?
CIRKET:
Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k
Salman khan thay !!!

Bollywood SMS

Himesh Bhai Ne Shaadi Ki Aur 3
Saal Tak Koi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pucho Kyon
.
.
.
.
.
Arre Bhaiyya Unhe Koi Samjhaye Ki
Har Kaam Topi Pehan Ke Nahi Kiye Jaate!!

Bewakoof SMS

Purani aur nayi Umrao Jaan
mein kya farak hai...??
Purani Papa ki jaan thi
aur nayi Bete ki jaan hai....

Bollywood SMS

Beti:
Maa GAON Me Bollywood Wale Aye Hen

Maa:
Andar Aja Inki Niyat Boht Khrab Hoti Hy

Beti:
Maa Imran Hashmi B Aya Hy

Maa:
Phir To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa!

Bollywood SMS

Himesh Reshamiya Ka Kutta Ghar Se Baagh Giya

Dosray Kutton Ne Pocha:
Yaar Tu Q Bhaag Giya Wahan Se?”
Us Ne Kaha
Kia Btao Yaaroo…
Raat Ko Gata To Woh Tah..
Or Subah Maar Mojhe Perti Thi

Bollywood SMS

Amir Khan Ki Har Film
Mein Koi Na Koi Message Hota Hai Per

Ghajini Dekh K Ap Ko Kya Msg Milta Hai???

Simple

Ganja Bhi Maang Nikal Sakta He

Hindi movies

Once Amitabh Bachchan and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey. A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained. A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.” Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”

Bollywood SMS

Mövies Öf Cöllègé Life,

(Clässes)=Bärdäsht

(Attendäce)=Herä Pheri

(Cläss RoOm)=Nö Entry

(Teächer)=Jäni Dushman

(Exäm)=Evil Deåd

(Exäminer)=DÖn

(Fri

(Qüestion Päper)=Ek Päheli

(Answer Päper)=Körä Käghäz

(Resült)=Sädmä

(Päss)=Çhämätkär

(Fail)=Devdäs

(Fütüre)=Fännä

(VäcätiÖn)=Mästi.iend Düring Päper)=Hüm Aäpke Hain Kaün?

(Vivä)=EncÖünter

(Cöürse)=Gödzillä

(Märking)=Andhä QänÖön

(Exäm Time)=Qäyämät

(Çheäting)=Läge RähÖ Münnä Bha